HALLOWEEN COSTUME IDEAS FOR GUYS TO AVOID
You want your costume to be the life of the party – but there’s some stuff to avoid so that your night doesn’t turn into a nightmare.
- Go easy on the paint. If you painted your homemade costume you might end up leaving a path of destruction. And if there’s grey paint all over the sofa/bathroom/other person at the party, they’re going to look straight at the guy dressed as the Remy the rat from Ratatouille.
- Don’t cover your entire head. What’s the point of going to a party if you can’t talk to anyone or eat the snacks without changing your costume? Batman without his mask is just a rich dude with a cape fetish.
- Don’t go too big. So, don’t turn up in a costume that will be hard to move in – like Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome. We’re not usually the type to encourage you to fit in – but this is a party and you can’t get in if you don’t fit in.
To be honest, it doesn’t matter what you come as – your friends will be just as happy that you’re there to hang out.
Oh, and we can’t guarantee anyone will find what you come up with scary. If you want scary just dress up as a sending a risky text or watching a sex scene with your parents or something.